Alf — I found a shed behind the hedgerow with a sign that said "DIY: Do It Yawn." Should I investigate or respect the nap?
Bea — Investigate. If the shed has biscuits, it's worth the yawn. If it has power tools, it's worth pretending you never saw it.
Alf — I opened the door and a tiny toolbox bowed. I think I just made a new friend who’s really into badgering people for compliments.
Bea — Bring back a postcard from the shed. If it’s postcard-shaped, we can put it on the mantel. If it’s tiny, we can use it as a hat for the compost heap.
Alf — If fame comes knocking after my shed tour, tell them I’m on a strict diet of humble pie and worms.
Bea — Good. And if you meet a hedgehog influencer in the shed, remember: spikes are just a lifestyle choice.
One-line puns:
- That shed’s got great curb appeal; it’s un-shed-doubtably charming.
- I tried fixing the fence but just nailed the conversation.
- We should open a badger band — we already dig the beats.
